Fun with Susans

No offense to anyone named Susan!! These are pictures of my Black-Eyed Susans in rather funny dispositions. So, being the geek I am, I made them into little memes for your enjoyment and If nothing more, than a giggle or two. 

Please feel free to use the contact me form to share which one was your favorite! I have my favorites too (which I designated with an * - see if you can find them!)  I'll post more as I see them (new ones always get posted at the top so you won't have to search for them.) Enjoy!!!

Captions are below each pic.

"A gang war began between the two Susan neighborhoods. There were injuries to both sides."

"Susan thought it would be funny to photo-bomb the Hydrangea picture."

"That's 'Ms. Susan' to you, sir!"

"Hey frank! I think you forgot to put your petal deodorant on today. You really stink my friend!"

"Fed up and feeling embarrassed, Susan was rather distraught by those two petals that kept popping up uncontrollably every time the wind blew." 

* "Today's choir singing 'It's a wonderful life'."

"I know, I know! Gosh, Frank, you don't have to keep reminding me that I stayed out in the sun too long! I know! I know!  All my red has faded into a sea of yellow! I don't know if I still look like a Susan to you anymore!"

"Oh my word, Susan! I can't believe you are being
so dramatic right now!"

"Oh yeah, I've got my petals in the air, and I just don't care!"

"If we all band together real close, we can look like a little yellow poodle dog!"

"Yeah, I lost half a petal in the great war of the daisies. Got cut up pretty bad. Lucky to be alive right now."

"Look mom! I'm an opera singer!"

"Sometimes it's nice to have an angel to lean on!"

"Feeling so V.O.G.U.E. right now! Striking a pose!"

"Drama queens"

"Heee heee heee! That was pretty funny! Heee heee heee! I can't stop laughing. Oh! I think I just peed on one of my petals."

"Thank you. Thank you very much!"

"It's so hot! I've melted!"

"A vicious rumor was flying around that BTS was in town picking up a few Susans. All the little Susie's waited, hoping they'd get picked."

"Susan was shocked and taken aback when she caught Frank petal-handedly in a caboodle with another Susan."

"Weee! I'm flying! Look ma, no petals!"

"I've found a constructive use for my petal. If I bend it forward like this, just a little, I have myself instant shade!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from those pesky bugs! You never saw me, got it!?"

"Check me out. I'm using my petals as brows! Now all I need is a cool pair of sunglasses and I will be lit!"

"There was a big sale on bug spray at the market Wednesday, which quickly caused a multi-Susan pileup."

"....All by myself....I'm all by my self..."

"Arggghhh! I've been stabbed!"

"Lights, camera, action! Ready for my closeup now!"

* "She did it! I saw her do it! It was her!"

"A band of Black-Eyed Susan's on drugs. Kids, this is what happens when you spend too much time outside on pesticides!"

"Life's hard!"

"A good Susan Samaritan, being an umbrella for her friends."

"Susie got a little too red-faced at the flower bar last night."

"Oh my word Susan! I told you, didn't I?! That other Susan said she was feeling a little limp yesterday! And just like that, she is a goner today!"

* "Petal flashing!"

"Entered into the Black-Eyed Susan beauty pageant, Susie felt confident she could win because she was a lot skinnier than the other contestants and didn't have as much rouge pasted on her petals."

"Susan took great pleasure tickling all the leaves around her until they turned pink."

* "Deformed at birth, Frank used his tiny front petals as a mustache to look more debonair, trying to attract more Susans to him."

"Getting old isn't all its cracked up to be!"

"Wanting to be the pirate he never was, Frank transformed his petals into a make-shift beard and called himself 'Cap't One-Eyed Frank."

"Hi-five me!"

"Woah! That was some breeze that just blew up my petals!"

"This is what happened when I tried to walk and chew gum at the same time."

"I feel something crawling on me! Frank!  flap your petal on me and shish it away!"

"I think I'm being watched, Frank."

"I'm having such a bad hair day in all this humidity!"

"You look sooo handsome tonight, Franky. I just want to kisssss yooouuu... come here you smooth petal maniac. Give your mama a big smooch!"

"Being a rambunctious teenager, Susie actually thought she could run away from her problems."

"I'm feeling ill Frank. Do I look pale to you?"

"I'm invisible. No one can see me. Just keep walking, and no one gets hurt."

"Poor Susan. She lost so much weight, the other Susans didn't recognize her anymore."

"Ahhhh! The purple petal eater is right behind us! Run! Oh wait, we can't run, we are rooted in the ground! Somebody call out for help!!!"

"Making my getaway. Flower on the run!"

"Five O'clock traffic jam."

"Susan tried to get Franks' attention but he was too busy flirting with the other Susan and the daisies nearby."

"Hanging with my besties! Friends forever!"

"Grampa Frank said goodbye to little Susie and squeezed her tiny petal while Suzanna wept in the background, waiting to say her good-byes."